Sleepover Gone Bad

When unsuspecting teenager Kayla Shoo arrived at her friends' house Friday night, little did she know the horrors that awaited her beyond their front door. She was subjected to boredom, fighting siblings, an attention-seeking five year old, and hosts who couldn't stay awake if their lives depended on it.

Kayla's new therapist says, "Although the experience was scarring for Kayla, she will recover. Eventually."

Kayla's family refused to comment on the abuse of their child, responding to our questions by slamming the door (on my toe, I might add...)

Their dog, Barkley, paused long enough to say, "Arf arf!" before turning tail and running.

And now to Nina with the weather...;~}

>'o'< Thank you, Wayne. We've been keeping a close eye on Hurricane Kathryn for a while now and just last night it finally hit the coast. The tiny county of Cabrera (population five) was taken by storm. Hurricane Kathryn left devastation in her wake. The residents of Cabrera County say, "It's not my fault."

Tomorrow's weather: gusts of anger up to 155 words per minute and showers of insults. We suggest you stay indoors for your own safety.

;~} and >'o'<