Under Pressure: And in local news...

Thursday, January 11, 2007

And in local news...

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Teenager Nina C. was rushed to the mental hospital after an emotional break down during dinner. Officials say this fit was sparked by depression but her parents chalk up her resistance to laziness.

Doctors will reveal no information besides the fact that Nina is on the mend and they expect a speedy recovery.

Thank you for tuning into News Channel Trece. I'm Wayne Dwop, thank you and good night.

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Wayne-He was born in sunny Florida in April of 1989 to two lovely parents who immediately abandoned him on the side of the road. He was then adopted by seagulls and raised on the beach for 15 years. Finally, his parents Squawk and Scoop, confessed that he wasn’t really their child, which explained his aversion to raw fish. He left home to find his destiny and wound up meeting Nina, who welcomed him gladly into her home, where he has lived for the past 3 years. He is now attending therapy sessions to overcome his emotional scarring.

Nina- She was born in sunny Florida in October of ’91 to two parents who immediately had another girl afterwards. Nina began singing at a very young age, imitating her father. Her passion for reading came around first grade, and around second grade she realized the joy of writing. She took up piano in fourth grade. She is now 15 and is still pursuing all four of her loves. She is so looking forward to having a family of her own but is still fairly content right now.

Nish-She doesn't know who she is. Born in December of 1992, she has been rebellious since a young age, when she wore Spider-Man dresses and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle bows in her hair. Now that she is older she knows better, and switched to wearing pants. Her favorite things to do are Irish dance, sewing, singing, playing guitar, and writing. However, she cannot do all of these at once. Currently trying to find out if love really exists.

Derek-He has lived in Nish's closet for as long as she has had one. He enjoys dressing up in her clothes and wearing her makeup. He also loves to travel and has been on the London Underground. Is commonly referred to as Emo Boy. Is *probably* straight, but nobody is sure (including him). Books are his heartbeat and music is his every breath. Totally huggable and keeps Nish warm at night.